This book is dedicated to all the students I've known over the years who've taught me humility and what it means to really be a kid.

Every man should lose a battle in his youth, so he does not lose a war when he is old.

Self consciousness is the ultimate wisdom of life.

I always see the crack in the glass before I see the window.

I can't believe we've got away with becoming this huge band. And we still haven't done anything I think is that good yet.

All my sons are named George Foreman. They all know where they came from.

Often the grind of book promotion wearies you of your own book - though at the same time this frees you from its clutches.

I've never been convinced that everything in a relationship needs to be talked about. Some things can't be fixed by a conversation

Great moments await around every corner.

Great, the worlds coming to an end and we're fixing it with Band-Aids