This administration is running like a fine-tuned machine, despite the fact that I can't get my cabinet approved, and they're outstanding people.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Real geniuses would like that what we think of ourselves is true.

If you want to leave your footprints in the sands of time you'll need some roughness and some dirt.

Jesus Christ, the holy Saviour is the Great Physician of Souls.

The Must be worthless by our estimation or keep us enslaved by an intemperate love of it.

Egypt is in the second day of angry street protests. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is calling for calm. Because nothing calms an enraged Arab country like a powerful woman ordering it around.

Common sense is in spite of, not because of age.

[When people] say 'let's do something about it,' they mean 'let's get hold of the political machinery so that we can do something to somebody else.' And that somebody is invariably you.

Frenchwomen could not dress like Englishwomen without conviction of sin.

You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns?