They oughtta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Let not thy sorrow die, though i am dead.

Man is the miracle in nature. God Is the One Miracle to man.

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.

There was once an old sailor my grandfather knew, Who had so many things which he wanted to do That, whenever he thought it was time to begin, He couldn't because of the state he was in.

I'm not running around as a continual ray of sunshine. It's just I don't believe in wasting time feeling sorry for myself. Get over it.

I'm not going to choose between classical, Broadway or pop. I would love to stay where I am now - a mix of everything.

Truth is the same thing to the understanding, as Music to the ear, and Beauty to the eye.

We can influence people for bad or good.

Without even knowing, a person goes around scattering their heart. That's why if you're with a smiling person, you end up smiling with them.

It is not possible to foretell the reaction of certain elements in the Army and Navy.