There's no such thing as equality. No two people are the same. You will not have the same clothes.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

We are now in the mountains and they are in us, kindling enthusiasm, making every nerve quiver, filling every pore and cell of us.

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach.

Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies?

We want his power more than his purity.

Nobody can be kinder than the narcissist while you react to life in his own terms.

We say of an animal that it is intelligent, and we say the same thing of a woman; but in neither case is it usually appropriate, clearly for very different reasons.

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.

My sons are into German music, but they are into all kinds of music.

You can't dance until you've learnt steps, the things your feet can do.

I like weeding, but I tend to think of it as a solitary activity.