There is no learning without remembering.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

Falling down is not a failure. Failure comes when you stay where you have fallen.

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.

The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less.

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Awareness of ignorance is the beginning of wisdom.

There is no possession more valuable than a good and faithful friend.

True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us.

If you want to be wrong then follow the masses.

I am a Citizen of the World, and my Nationality is Goodwill.

Fear was stronger than the calculation of probabilities.

At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I don't really think of myself as 'writing humor.' I'm simply reporting on the world I observe, which is frequently hilarious.

If the human race wants to go to hell in a basket, technology can help it get there by jet.

I think people take a liking to a voice or something that makes them smile and feel good about themselves.

O man! Prepare yourself for the Hereafter, obey Allah to the extent of your need for Him and anger Him to the extent of your patience in Hell.

Singing is my life. It has always been my life. It will always be my life.

It would be really great if people would realize that stars are only people with the same weaknesses and flaws, not immaculate idols.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

If a hit came along, I wouldn't be unhappy about that. But I'm a bit too old for that now-doing videos and all those types of TV shows. I've kind of done all that, in the '70s.

Do your own thing on your own terms and get what you came here for.