There is no fundamental difference between man and animals in their ability to feel pleasure and pain, happiness, and misery.

The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man.

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

The world will not be inherited by the strongest, it will be inherited by those most able to change.

Nothing exists for itself alone, but only in relation to other forms of life

Building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

It is not the biggest, the brightest or the best that will survive, but those who adapt the quickest.

We can allow satellites, planets, suns, universe, nay whole systems of universes, to be governed by laws, but the smallest insect, we wish to be created at once by special act.

What a book a devil's chaplain might write on the clumsy, wasteful, blundering, low, and horribly cruel work of nature!

You may want the alpha, but the alpha has his pick.

I value my privacy, and if sometimes my actions seem strange or arbitrary or capricious, I do not want them challenged.

Politics is the most corrupt profession on Earth, no matter where you are.

Millions of Americans are standing up and saying, 'We want our country back!' Republicans, Democrats, Independents, will not go down the path of Greece, we will not go quietly into the night.

I'm a private contractor now. I choose my clients, not the other way around.

If everybody likes you, you're pretty dull.

My first stringed instrument was a cigar box banjo where I cut and turned the pegs and strung the wires myself.

Work at first rescues us, then ravages us.

Taking away from someone else will never make you any better.

I dont know whos left to hear us. But if there are people who want the real thing, weve got it. My band rocks, and I plan to keep doing it till nobody shows up to see it anymore.