The year I married my American husband, I won the lottery - and I tried to give it to somebody else, because I was already approved - not the money lottery, the immigration lottery.

Im afraid of needles, except acupuncture needles.

I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right?

Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep.

The people who present themselves as normal and nice and good are often the scariest monsters in the world.

When you lose someone you love, they never really leave you. They just move into a special place in your heart.

It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy.

People who are considered scary or odd or even monsters are so often the people that just need love and someone to care for them.

I lived in LA for a few months. It seemed like no one there had parents. Or if they did have parents, they would deny it.

The United States is one of the only holdouts, not changing to metric.

I think the success of my work stems from being truthful.

Discover the beauty of life through the eyes of a child.

God gives you a life and says, 'Okay, what are you going to do with it?'

Lycos needs to be bought because other suitors will have to pay a higher premium

To know a thing well, know it's limits; Only when pushed beyond it's tolerance will it's true nature be seen. -The Amtal Rule

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live

You must let life flow naturally, for life’s secret is patience; you must stop pushing for change and allow things to unfold.

Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the protagonists.

The blame is on me...I knew you were trouble when you walked in.

What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It's not good at much else.

I feel good with my slider a lot. When I'm far behind the count I use it ... so I feel confident with that.