The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

If we are going to live with our deepest differences then we must learn about one another.

I am married but I've yet to meet my wife, and she is dead. Such is the life of a time-traveler... complicated, that is.

My mom is a really good cook. We used to make dumplings together.

I always wished I had died, and I still wish that, because I could have gotten the whole thing over with.

I love America. You always hurt the one you love.

I have to be very careful about how often I drag my family to places. They need some stability in their lives.

Collect treasures that have meaning only to you. Put them in a special place, and explain them to no one, except when you're giving interviews to Time magazine.

You are right that I don't have a lot of spare time because I love to stay busy and keep my calendar full.

Still the most intense pleasure's but a splinter of ice on the gallons of lava that gush from my cracked heart.

One of the nice things about licensing music to movies or advertisements is you can reach a lot of people who normally wouldn't hear music.