The quickest way to correct the other fellow's attitude is to correct your own.

The director is the channel through which a motion picture reaches the screen.

Take it from me, marriage isn't a word - it's a sentence.

Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.

My luck was my father not striking oil... we'd have been rich. I'd never have set out for Hollywood with my camera and I'd have had a lot less interesting life.

When I was very young I tried selling used cars. It didn't last long. I guess that was my good luck too that I didn't show more promise at it or I might have been an automobile dealer.

As with any other specialisation, teaching is a vocation, open only to those who are truly capable of discharging its functions.

Ultimately love is self approval.

[I'm] a huge defender of clowns around the world.

It will revolutionize baseball. It will open a new area of alibis for the players.

The thing with the comics is that you have license to go down every alley your brain can think of.

Nietzsche, driven by the absolute demand of his existential truthfulness, could not abide the bourgeois world, even when its representative had human nobility.

Sometimes, the only way to discover who we are, is by figuring out who we are not.

The heart has its own language. The heart knows a hundred thousand ways to speak.

The speed of her tongue is not correctly calculated; the speed per second of her toungue should be slightly less than the speed per second of her thoughts -at any rate not the reverse.