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Joseph Heller Quotes: The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
         

The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.


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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.



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[They] agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.



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You know, that might be the answer - to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That's a trick that never seems to fail.



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