The onset of adulthood is an organic, creeping process. No one wakes up one day and decides, 'Lo, on this day I shall forever put away childish things and begin clipping coupons to go to Wal-Mart.'

Being a good writer doesn’t make you a good reporter, it takes hustle.

End-stage addiction is mostly about waiting for the police, or someone, to come and bury you in your shame.

Necessity is a mother.

The onset of adulthood is an organic, creeping process. No one wakes up one day and decides, "Lo, on this day I shall forever put away childish things and begin clipping coupons to go to Wal-Mart.

I now inhabit a life I don't deserve, but we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon

We love in others what we lack ourselves and would be everything but what we are.

Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can't explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you. It's a cruel sport in that way.

I like hard work. I like putting the effort towards it and then being able to look at it and go, "All right, I did that."

If I can't serve on grass, I can maybe help cut the grass, paint the lines and serve some strawberries.

I want to be able to say that a rap career could be ten albums.

On my bad days, I sometimes wonder what philosophers are for.

I must refuse to believe that the Germans contemplate with equanimity the evacuation of cities like London for fear of destruction to be wrought by man's inhuman ingenuity.

There was a big question as to whether or not different generations have grown up differently

Joy is never tomorrow it's always now!

All statements are true, if you are free to redefine their terms.