The only constant in our marriage is the edge of the cliff we're hanging on to, killing time until we tire ourselves out and give in to our inevitable collapse.

You need to do an inventory of yourself to discover your calling and purpose

Destiny is for people in books about magical swords. It's a lot of crap.

As men we are all equal in the presence of death.

Getting through high school and college was one of my greatest achievements.

Sometimes you can do Shakespeare and you're still not an actor.

Only a person who is congenially self-centered has the effrontery and the stamina to write essays

I can’t remember that I was ever looking for anything. I was waiting for something to touch me. It’s like, I’ll be open to it, and see if it moves me. There has to be a "falling in love" moment.

It's time for somebody to lead all of America's niggers . . all the people who feel left out of the political process.

The moment money becomes your motivation, you are immediately not as good as someone who is stimulated by passion and internal will.

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.