The man who pardons easily courts injury.

The greater the effort, the greater the glory.

A liar is always lavish of oaths.

Self-love is the source of all our other loves.

Heaven often regulates effects by their causes, and pays the wicked what they have deserved.

When there is no peril in the fight there is no glory in the triumph.

The manner of giving is worth more than the gift.

Clemency is the noblest trait which can reveal a true monarch to the world.

To take revenge halfheartedly is to court disaster; either condemn or crown your hatred.

He who plays advisor is no longer ambassador.

Time is a great manager: it arranges things well.

Hangin' upside down ain't good for nobody but possums.

I reiterate once more, forgive the offenders to let divine justice be made.

I care so much about everything that I care about nothing

Snooty knew measly talked muchly.

The efficient man is the man who thinks for himself.

Some of my inventions didn't take off. I invented a url lengthener.

I've got a little boy coming and I can't wait. It's going to be the biggest thing that has happened to me in my life so far. Bigger than any Tour de France win.

And for those of you who watched the last programme, I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's.

The modern Australia, the Australia of the 21st Century, Malcolm Turnbull's Australia has nothing to do with the kind of protectionist and xenophobic attitudes that Pauline Hanson represents.

Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race.