The man is United - cut him and he bleeds red

John Cross is feeling very boyish about Arsenal's chances

I don't want to stir up a can of worms.

Belgium's not a hotpot of international football

In the papers this morning: 'Police closing in on Ian Holloway.' Sorry, it's 'Palace closing in on Ian Holloway.'

Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm

Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I've no idea

I'm not going to single individuals out but Yakubu has missed loads of great chances

I have seen players sent off for far worse offences than that.

I've got my doubts, there's no doubt about it

Scotland have this habit of kicking themselves in the foot

I don't have dreams and inspiration. I just want to enjoy myself.

..it sounded very good and very false at the same time, so that you had the feeling that even if was true, he was touching only on the very highest points and maybe embellishing those a little.

Don't believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves.

Virtue has its own reward but no sale at the box office.

Only those will apprehend religion who can probe its depth, who can combine intuition and love with the rigor of method

We bleed, we tremble; we forget, we smile - The mind turns fool, before the cheek is dry

The judgment that you pass today will only hinder a person in their spiritual evolution. All you do is say to the person, psychically: "This is what you are. You're fixed. You can't change."

I will only do a Hollywood film when there is something special offered to me.

My love for nonviolence is superior to every other thing, mundane or super mundane.

It is a duty not only to punish, but to prevent all manner of evil.