The future is the one thing you can count on not abandoning you, kid, he’d said. The future will always finds you. Stand still, and it will find you. The way the land just has run to sea.

It's not how long it glows. It's not how long the light lasts. It's what it says while it's still visible.

There is no beauty in sadness. No honor in suffering. No growth in fear. No relief in hate. It’s just a waste of perfectly good happiness.

History is that certainty produced at the point where the imperfections of memory meet the inadequacies of documentation.

What would Munchausen do?

Value is more expensive than price.

Whoever despiseth shame, despiseth sin.

Why should the peculiarities of human consciousness be the narrow standard by which other creatures are judged?

I never go on Facebook! I like, haven't confirmed anybody to be my friend on Facebook. I have lots of friends; I'm just really bad at Facebook.

How gracious are the gods in bestowing high positions; and how reluctant are they to insure them when given.

When I introduced a black soldier, Lt. Flap, in 1971, the Stars and Stripes banned the strip. They were having racial problems and thought it would increase the tensions.

When rewriting, move quickly. It's a little like cutting your own hair.