The error of youth is to believe that intelligence is a substitute for experience, while the error of age is to believe experience is a substitute for intelligence.

Philosophers are capable of almost endless enjoyment of mutual misunderstanding.

The qualities that get a man into power are not those that lead him, once established, to use power wisely.

Education is anything that we do for the purpose of taking advantage of the experience of some one else.

A business absolutely devoted to service will have only one worry about profits. They will be embarrassingly large.

Isn't it strange that it took so long to realize that all you needed to change was your attitude.

Biology includes the study of the human death which began when you took your first breath

Movies are written in sand: applauded today, forgotten tomorrow.

Let this be a lesson to us all, said the preacher. You will be walking someday in the dark and the truth will come shining through, and behind you will be a life that you never want to see again.

When tempest tossed, embrace chaos

You know frankly, going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless noisy baggage behind.

I miss the city Bret and I live in, Wellington. It's a good place to be creative, in the same way New York is.

Los Angeles, the sun shines a lot, and it's blue, and there's palm trees; it's a bit like Sydney, I guess, but the underbelly is a vicious, mean, cruel, awful place.

I don't put cream in any pasta noodles ever. I would use a little butter, but I don't ever use cream.