The distinction between a delusion and a lie is the very difference between a successful saint and a fraud.

No matter what the delusions are, parents do not really know their children

At the heart of memory, is the stillness of time.

Morality was probably the invention of unattractive men. Whom else does it benefit really

Men do things. We can't help it. That's all there is to it. As you will discover in time, the primary choice every man has to make is whether he wants to be himself or if he wants peace.

How unfortunate is the guy who does not live in the extravagant memory of an infatuated young woman.

Strong people write bad stories.

And all our gods are not lies. They existed. All our gods, from the beginning of time, have been men with psychiatric conditions. And their delusions were so deep, they passed them on.

Ambition is the capacity for unhappiness.

It's not the having of the gift that makes the difference in life here or in another place. It's how we use that gift that shows the true heart. ~ Acronis

So if you were dating the UPS guy, he could buy you whatever the hell he wanted. But I cant."well...yes, but I'd never date the UPS guy. Those brown shorts are just not a turn-on for me.

Celebrity means that I can affect people in a positive way.

[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.

I never want to hurt anyone on the ice. That's not the type of player I am.

Chiefly the mold of a man's fortune is in his own hands.

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply that they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings.

There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.

I believe in kindness. Also in mischief. Also in singing, especially when singing is not necessarily prescribed.

Everything takes longer than you think it should, except for some things that don't take as long.