The difference between now and when I played during my younger days is my drives are shorter and my short game is longer.

Golf giveth and golf taketh away. But it taketh away a hell of a lot more than it giveth.

After hitting two balls into the water- By God, I've got a good mind to jump in and make it four.

I get pissed off. I simply do not understand someone who hits a ball that lands behind a tree and can look at it and say, "Well, that's golf".

We study biology, physics, movements of glaciers... Where are the classes on envy, feeling wronged, despair, bitterness.

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

There is no vice that doth so cover a man with shame as to be found false and perfidious.

Adam lay perfectly still, little groans escaping from his lips. I looked at the bow, looked at my hands, looked at Adam's face and felt this surge of love, lust, and an unfamiliar feeling of power.

Wisdom comes from disillusionment.

With practice you can get to be the best within your biological constraints.

The way people are treated in them [prisons] is very similar to gulags.

I grew up reading crime fiction and, especially in the '80s, women were just there to be saved or screwed.

The Universe has a plan to make sure we don't ever stop learning, not only in our minds, but also in our hearts.

The slightest stirring in the air can set a hurricane in motion a thousand miles off. (Acheron)