The climate-change deniers are rapidly ending up with as much intellectual credibility as creationists and Flat Earthers. They are nudging close to having the moral credibility of Holocaust deniers.

All people deserve respect, but not all ideas do.

So the opposite of addiction is not sobriety. It is human connection.

I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children.

I'm so patriotic, I think every British kid should have a chance to grow up to be our head of state.

The US head of state grew up on food stamps. The British head of state grew up on the postage stamps.

The truth emerging from this scattered picture of nuclear proliferation is simple: there is a stronger chance of a nuclear bomb being used now than at almost any point in the Cold War.

I respect you as a person too much to respect your ridiculous beliefs.

It’ll always be mine, but it’ll always be your heart.

She stood on the ledge of his smile and looked over the edge.

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

You cannot mix up sentiment and reason.

The last kiss is given to the void.

The best public policy is made when you are listening to people who are going to be impacted.

The US Airforce assures me that UFO's pose no threat to National Security.

The credit of success is claimed by all, while a disaster is attributed to one alone.

Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy.

Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.