The Scottish Parliament, adjourned on the 25th of March 1707 is hereby reconvened.

Stop the world, Scotland wants to get on.

To succeed in life you need five things – a burning desire, a willingness to do whatever it takes, wisdom, incredible effort, and a commitment to never ending improvement.

I may not be old but I’m too old to have this much nothing

The most important wisdom of life is to have the eagerness to gain wisdom.

That a mouse of scandal whisks its foolish tail across the church's floor is not sufficient cause for clamorous leaping out of its windows.

I do have a favorite Zeppelin song, Larry, Black Dog.

I was born good but had grown progressively worse every year. Scout

I don't like running when I'm holding things in my hand, whether it's a dog leash or a baby jogger. My mechanics get all messed up.

All religions have been made by men.

I always tell other people to protect against the downside, and not risk roughing on new ventures, but I never stuck to that rule myself.

People were laughing at me anyway, so I thought I might as well start charging them.