The Muppets are no joke. They are for real. Each one has an agent and manager and all that stuff. I'm not even kidding.

Never stop being YOU. I am out to be the best ME I can be. Do what you LOVE and you will be badass.

You get better at working by working. And if you don't work, you're not getting better.

Never let anyone define you. You are the only person who defines you. No one can speak for you. Only you speak for you. You are your only voice.

Never stop! Slow down sometimes, but never stop!

I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same time.

It ain't easy being cheesy!

You can't be perfect, so enjoy your imperfections.

The thing that you think is imperfect about you, is the thing that makes you who you are. It separates you from everybody else.

It's great to be strong but strength is nothing without having compassion.

Trying to be cool is the easiest path to mediocrity

...And nostalgia is a cancer. Nostalgia will fill your heart up with tumors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you are. You're just an old fart dying of terminal nostalgia.

I have yet to hear of anyone who, on his deathbed, wished he'd spent more time at the office.

After Galileo was convicted (for heresy by the Spanish Inquisition) for his theory that the Earth revolved around the sun, ... he replied, 'Still, the Earth is moving.'

There are some very significant changes in the way the fluids are distributed in our body, the way our heart functions initially, and as well as our bone and muscle.

Love is always open arms.

I see myself as a witness to humanity.

What I am trying to do is bring people into grief in relation to the society we have.

A successful economic development strategy must focus on improving the skills of the area's workforce.

There is hardly an absurdity of the past that cannot be found flourishing somewhere in the present.

All my albums always go with the times.