Tallulah [Bankhead] never bored anyone, and I consider that humanitarianism of a very high order indeed.

A kiss on the hand may feel very, very good, but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever.

Gentlemen prefer blondes... but gentlemen marry brunettes.

I've had my best times when trailing a Mainbocher evening gown across a sawdust floor. I've always loved high style in low company.

Memory is more indelible than ink.

I always say that a girl never really looks as well as she does on board a steamship, or even a yacht.

Fate keeps on happening.

Does this boat go to Europe, France?

I've always loved high style in low company.

There's nothing colder than chemistry.

Any girl who was a lady would not even think of having such a good time that she did not remember to hang on to her jewelry.

Having perfected our disguise, we spend our lives searching for someone we don’t fool.

Who would you impress if the world was blind?

Without my dad, I wouldn't be here.

I love doing comedy. You don't get many good comedy scripts. They're rare. But, I do love playing comedy. Even in drama, I like to try to find the humor because I think it's very human.

People remind me of my age, but while practising I am beyond my body and its age.

There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics there is no honour.

Nah, I don't really have to spit nothin' too complex, I just rep for my hood, and it sound correct.

Germany, I think, was first to substitute a Social Security program for its elderly based on this premise, that is, that we would tax workers to pay retirement benefits for those retired.

Mozart wrote so many works in his thirty-five years that it would take a lifetime just to write out the notes. We literally do not know how he did it.

The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters.