Spending so much time on the road, I get to fart all the time. Then when it's, like, Thanksgiving dinner and I'm sitting with my grandmother, I can't fart for, like, two hours.

Music is good when it makes you dance. Music is great when it makes you who you are

When we realize how little we mean to the universe, we realize how important we are to each other

In leaving negativity behind, you find something beautiful.

You’ve got to not only love yourself for who you are with all your mistakes, but you’ve got to love the world for what it can bring you if you have the right attitude

'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' is the best movie for a guy like me. A cerebral adventure. A moving story. A bunch of little green men.

I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off.

I think dreams hold a lot of meaning. I believe that if the universe is truthfully infinite then there are infinite possibilities for dreams to be happening somewhere out there.

Life is a search for yourself.

Do what you like and do it honestly.

There are far too many people out there who take themselves too seriously.

You never know what you will write until you write it

Whatever it is that you think you have discovered. You must forget it.

It is greed that makes us human as it could be for good or bad.

Sometimes I just get tired. I get headaches, and I just lose track. I mean, it's like which is me and which is the role? Where's the line between me and my shadow?

I never called my work an 'art'. It's part of show business, the business of building entertainment.

But I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.

I think at the heart of the pro-life movement is the idea that all people are created equal, endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights starting with life.

We get Comfort from those who agree with us, but we get Growth from only those who don't agree with us !

The all-important and crowning blessings of membership in the Church are those blessings which we receive in the temples of God

It is wrong to make anyone into an enemy; it is wrong to scare the people of one's own country with that enemy and try to rally some allies on that basis.