Some people just derive great joy from making other people laugh. And I do, but I don't feel like I need to do it 24 hours a day.

When you do an animated movie - at least the ones that I've been a part of - you never see any of the other actors. It's all done separately with headphones in a voice booth.

Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you".

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms.

This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.

Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

Actors and magicians are both performers and they represent things that are not necessarily who they are.

I was a wildflower that would continue to grow in the most unexpected weather.

The boring thing about being interesting is that you bore boring people.

In '82 Brazil showed that you can't win the World Cup without a solid defense.

I’ve made upwards of a million bucks in the cops and robbers business.

I am here [in Washington] following through on what I pledged to do. That's all I'm doing.

Diseases are the tax on pleasures.

Movies were a struggle for me - they didn't come easy.

Most people have a blank slate and can start from nothing. But for me, I had to break a bad habit that I've been doing all of my life, which is freestyle hip-hop.

I still have things to learn, especially on defense.

I can't hate for long. It isn't worth it.