Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats, well here I am.

Black eyeliner. It’s standard. It’s all you need. It just makes the world a better place.

You get depressed because you know that you're not what you should be.

You have to be saved to get into heaven....you only have to be you to get into hell.

If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.

Music is the strongest form of magic.

When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves.

The imagination is precious. Don't lose it. Don't lose the child in you.

People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is.

I don't think we should ever regret anything we do. I think we have to accept the consequences and you learn from your mistakes, and that's how you grow as a person

Smiling is a glorious pastime and should be encouraged - try it!

what you werewill not happen again.the tigers have found meand I do not care.

That there is a Devil, is a thing doubted by none but such as are under the influences of the Devil.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, time travel's a nightmare. Don't go down that path.

Food and the way we grow it and produce it are a major cause of environmental degradation.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

Why not be oneself? That is the whole secret of a successful appearance. If one is a greyhound, why try to look like a Pekingese?

You can only die once, so do not die a thousand times worrying about it.

When someone becomes a millionaire, the least important thing is what they have. The most important thing is what they have become.

Thy head is as full of quarrels as an egg is full of meat, and yet thy head hath been beaten as addle as an egg for quarrelling.