So the mayor of New Orleans would have used his own buses had the people had been white?

Halloween is a liberal holiday because we're teaching our children to beg for something for free. … We're teaching kids to knock on other people's doors and ask for a handout.

Is the president purposefully using propaganda and hyperbole to garner the American public for support?

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively.

I have liberal friends. They are misguided, they are wrong. I disagree with them. I don't want them to vote. I want them to go on vacation in November.

The U.S. is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the earth.

The only thing I believe is individual responsibility doesn't mean the government is the answer to ever fear and every problem every individual has. We are the masters of our own destiny.

I am a total loser, in every aspect of my life. I rarely go out.

It doesn't say anywhere in the Constitution this idea of the separation of church and state.

I never got a job from a poor person.

I think there's definitely billions and billions in waste, fraud and abuse. There's billions that can be generated in the economy by eliminating the bureaucracy.

When I'm on stage, I'm trying to do one thing: bring people joy. Just like church does. People don't go to church to find trouble, they go there to lose it.

When people run in circles it's a very very... mad world.

business is a part of my life, business is my stairway to heaven, I will be the successful businessman

The lack of limitless positive imagination has undoubtedly led many people with great potential to settle for a mediocre state of living.

When I walk in the front door after a shift, Lucy, I want your mouth on mine before I even get my jacket off

I feel the fluttering of dragonflies—summer creatures that have no use for words.

It is hard to think of anything which more tragically and clearly exemplifies the phenomenon of good political intentions achieving the precise opposite of their aim.

If a diplomat says yes, he means perhaps. If he says perhaps he means no. And if he says no, he's the hell of a diplomat.

People are hard to govern. The rulers interfere with too much. That is why people are hard to govern.

There is nothing so extreme that is not allowed by the custom of some nation or other.