So could we please not mob the three-thousand-plus-year-old reaper like tweens at a boy-band concert?

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

This is the one who will find us. He's the one who will lead them all back to me someday. He's the explorer. El curioso.

Her love for him was almost like a pain in itself.

Genuinely good remarks surprise their author as well as his audience.

Women suffer more from disappointment than men, because they have more of faith and are naturally more credulous.

Business money is limitless.

To understand the nature of love — that is to be a Christian!

The theatre is supremely fitted to say: 'Behold! These things are.' Yet most dramatists employ it to say: 'This moral truth can be learned from beholding this action.'

I think there's going to be an obligation to show that Trumpism is not a complete equivalent for GOP.

I don't see how anybody could have a passion for nature without having an equally developed tolerance for the cold.