Remember, if you're heading in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns!

Live as though today is your last, love as though tomorrow will never come, and dream as if there are no limits.

High expectations are the key to everything.

I have found that if you invest in the lives of people, well-feed sheep will reproduce themselves.

Lyrics are weak, like clock radio speakers.

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.

I want to minimize the deaths I am responsible for.

One trouble is that when Government gets into a business it tends to make it uneconomic for anyone else.

I do my laundry on a weekly basis.

I don't judge my success in life as a football player.

Rising genius always shoots forth its rays from among clouds and vapours, but these will gradually roll away and disappear, as it ascends to its steady and meridian lustre.