Read my book and you shall know thee

Everything is alive if your viewpoint is lively.

I also have to add that if Rembrandt had been given a camera then that guys understanding of light and form would have blown the rest of us shooters into a black hole of despair.

I feel successful when the writing goes well. This lasts five minutes. Once when I was number one on the bestseller list I also felt successful. That lasted three minutes.

I did Internet dating for a while, and that is rife with horrible dating stories.

I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. I'm not an actor though, so I don't really have much choice in the matter.

It's only a game if there is an absence of meaning. And we've already gone too far for that.

I have the picture of Barack [Obama] and me dancing right outside of my dressing room door, I see it every single day, and it makes me very happy.

United could soon overtake Arsenal as the chief threat to Chelsea, and defiant Keane vowed: We will keep fighting to the end. We are Manchester United, that is what we do.

In Silence there is eloquence.

Apple is the only company in the world that has all of that under one roof. We can invent a complete a solution that works - and take responsibility for it.