Raised during Reagan, suffered through Clinton

Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.

Socialism Is For The People, Not The Socialist.

The taxpayer is the new permanent underclass.

He walked towards me. My heart was pounding like a nineties warehouse rave.

To be smart, spend carefully. To be wise, save regularly. To be genius, give extravagantly.

The secret is to start a story near the ending.

We probably looked like starving orphan children. Hey! We were starving orphan children.

Good teaching is forever being on the cutting edge of a child's competence.

I see myself at crossroads in my life, mapless, lacking bits of knowledge - then, the Moon breaks through, lights up the path before me.

You are allowed to lie a little, but you must never mislead.

I've had this sneaking feeling throughout the game that it's there to be won.

Sordid selfishness doth contract and narrow our benevolence, and cause us, like serpents, to infold ourselves within ourselves, and to turn out our stings to the entire world besides.

Modesty makes large amends for the pain it gives those who labor under it, by the prejudice it affords every worthy person in their favor.