Pride thinks it's own happiness shines the brighter by comparing it with the misfortunes of others.

One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated.

You wouldn't abandon ship in a storm just because you couldn't control the winds.

Occupy your mind with good thoughts, or the enemy will fill them with bad ones.

Lord, give me a sense of humor so that I may take some happiness from this life and share it with others.

The heart that has truly loved never forgets.

Take something from yourself, to give to another, that is humane and gentle and never takes away as much comfort as it brings again.

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself.

The things we pray for, good Lord, give us grace to labor for.

Nobody owns anything but everyone is rich - for what greater wealth can there be than cheerfulness, peace of mind, and freedom from anxiety?

Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound.

Adults follow paths. Children explore.

If you want to become a World Champion you should avoid playing in Open tournaments.

He only half dies who leaves an image of himself in his sons.

I bet I'm the only person in history who went from being the star of a sitcom to the host of a public-access show in less than a year.

I get literally a physical sensation of low self-esteem that is a result of not engaging the world and getting comfortable that way.

I will never fully understand; that is the nature of such creatures. Or is this Inner Truth now, this that is happening to me? I will wait. I will see. Which it is. Perhaps it is both.

Traveling is a fool's paradise. Our first journeys discover to us the indifference of places.

Certainly the last thing I want is to be "difficult."

Whatever your income, always live below your means.

The elementary school must assume as its sublime and most solemn responsibility the task of teaching every child in it to read. Any school that does not accomplish this has failed.