People would say bad things about you, because it is the only way their insignificant self can feel better than you.

Better to be happy with the cod fish in your plate now, than to linger for the taste of a tuna that is still swimming in the sea.

Voting is not a right. It is a method used to determine which politician was most able to brainwash you.

For a lack of education, a child's future may hold no fortune.

One of the most foolish of all human philosophies, is to believe that we all have an unavoidable destiny.

Life is a journey that gives you the liberty to draw your own map, and choose your own route.

Sometimes in order to appreciate your future, you must remember the past.

Saving a worthy relationship is easier than trying to start a new one.

A woman should be mindful that the key to one man's heart does not necessarily fits into the lock of another.

Self redemption is the first step to exoneration from guilt.

Marriage to the groom does not means that his heart belongs to the bride.

Without awareness there is no freedom. Awareness is vital for any possibility of free choice.

Why study the Bible? You must know truth in order to spot error

You have only one true friend: that’s YOU!

Shaq is Shaq. I did an episode of The Soup with Shaq, and he shook my hand, and I felt like I was a Ken doll, like I had no hand.

At one time or another all normal people have wished their loved ones were dead.

There are people out there with three jobs and small children. Being an actor is a walk in the park compared to working as a cleaner overnight. I'm lucky I'm not plucking chickens.

Fathers and sons are much more considerate of one another than mothers and daughters.

There are your enemies, the Red Coats and the Tories. They are ours, or this night Molly Stark sleeps a widow!

I don't know of any plans to remaster the Mr Mister catalog.

all the vices are seasoned with pride just as the virtues are seasoned and enlivened by charity.