People love to see you get ahead — so long as you don't get farther ahead than they are.

If you can understand human behavior, it can’t hurt you nearly as much.

It's fine to be insane as long as you keep it to yourself.

You're in my personal space, so get out of it.

People will do and think whatever it is they have to in order to survive.

My belief in ghosts swings with the wind. But my belief that the cemetery felt happy and not sad-I've never changed my mind about that.

You can never see a plant grow, but they do.

You're supposed to be kind to everyone, because you never know when you're meeting an angel.

Things don't have to be sane when they're normal.

If people knew who the angels were, they would be very nice when they saw one and would still do their same evil garbage when they thought none were around. Knowing who they are defeats the purpose.

People can love their lies, tell their lies, believe their own lies until hell pays a visit.

It doesn't matter how many friends you have on Facebook or twitter, if you have no real friends means you have nothing in your life.

Once you are satisfied with your goal, it is the real happiness.

Friends confront each other sometimes, and sometimes the friendship lasts, and sometimes it doesn't.

I'm just excited to be a part of the movie [Star Wars]. It's always the particulars that are the most exciting.

The lilies say: Behold how we Preach without words of purity.

A religious awakening which does not awaken the sleeper to love has roused him in vain.

miracles occur in psychoanalysis as seldom as anywhere else.

Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy - the joy of being Salvador Dalí - and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things this Salvador Dalí is going to accomplish today?

Life was never meant to be a struggle, just a gentle progression from one point to another, much like walking through a valley on a sunny day.

Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don't make you lame, But instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.