People know I'm smart. And people know that, whether it's SNL or Jimmy Kimmel, it's a trend to take the piss out of celebrity -- just as much of a trend as wearing a gray hoodie or driving a Prius.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

Leveraging community intelligence and making connections is a key component to being a growth hacker.

As extended as you know most males are like young children, you understand all the things.

Téa Obreht is the most thrilling literary discovery in years

A major of colored troops is here with his party capturing negroes, with or without their consent....They are being conscripted.

When honor comes to you, be ready to take it; But reach not to seize it before it is near.

I don't steal things. I'm rich.

Botox to me is not surgery.

Here is how I work: when I think that a film needs to have a principal theme, I search for a melody.

The mountain represents your purpose in life. You and your people will enjoy the greatest success and satisfaction if you relentlessly pursue your purpose.

Jonny Evans plays sort of international football with Northern Ireland