Our military is a disaster.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

She might not be sweetShe might not be upbeatShe is womanHer strength finespun —To the unkind, She changes her mind.Oh woman, solid purebred.Hold high your head.

Observance of customs and laws can very easily be a cloak for a lie so subtle that our fellow human beings are unable to detect it.

Bop is no love-child of jazz.

A lot of people provide me with quotes. They suggest all kinds of things to say and I do, really, because I'm not very hip at all.

I discovered in college that country music could be fun adding some swing to it.

I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman.

letters are so much easier than living. One can give one's best.

You can take from every experience what it has to offer you. And you cannot be defeated if you just keep taking one breath followed by another.

I find I enjoy myself most on those days when it's just me and a couple close friends away from it all. True human interaction in a day when we are all spread so thin.

I think all religions can agree on certain definitions of God and concepts of God, like God being the god of love, the great 'I am' energy.