Only two things I know about Albuquerque - Bugs Bunny should've taken a left turn there. And give me a hundred tries, I'll never be able spell it.

The bar exam's a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it's like losing your virginity, third time's the charm.

The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks is if there's a 300 dollar hooker sitting in it.

Dalai Lama's got nothing on me.

Wave bye-bye to your cash cow, 'cause it's leaving the pasture.

God requires from you the fulfillment of your calling

You can make a day of any size.

It was true. Heard it on Cronkite.

Slavery is wrong. If Slavery is right, all words, acts, laws, and Constitutions against it, are themselves wrong, and should be silenced, and swept away.

We can only take it so far, because man can only take it so far, lower self can only take it so far, and you have to realize that the public is only at a certain place.

You pick pieces of things you've experienced in life to make it real to yourself.

Most people feel aggressed by anything that is different from them.

Lord of the Rings, I think, is far and away the most brilliantly done stuff.

You know, I understand that a lot of people, especially up north, put fruits and nuts in their stuffing, which is good, but for myself personally, I love an old-timey savory dressing.

The boast of heraldry, the pomp of pow'r, And all that beauty, all that wealth e'er gave, Awaits alike th' inevitable hour. The paths of glory lead but to the grave.