One evening, after a particularly terrible row, the prince smashed his princess over the head with an old wooden clock and she tumbled to the floor, dead.

The day had begun like any other ordinary day for Barnabas Crackle. That is to say, as extra-ordinarily as his days typically began, which were the usual for our faithful protagonist.

He'd wanted to mend her just like his mother had mended his favorite teddy bear when his arm had come loose after too much play. He offered her his pudding cup instead.

Amy King is a true bard.

Once upon a time, time was in the hands of the poor. Those who sensibly, reasonably, and firmly held it. Extravagance is only today and tomorrow.

It destroys you when people say complete mistruths about your family.

Millions of children are disempowered and we need to empower them.

One half the world must sweat and groan that the other half may dream.

I don't think I have ever worked in my life, because work to me means that you are really doing something that you don't like.

What we need is equality without conformity.

A new principle is an inexhaustible source of new views.

I have difficulty orienting myself in space, and I'm probably one of the few people who gets lost in Manhattan.

These soliloquies explain our people's lack of stability You keepin it real, but ain't got a clue what reality really be See the diameter of your knowledge Is the circumference of your activity