On the whole, I am on the side of the unregenerate who affirms the worth of life as an end in itself, as against the saints who deny it.

A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.

Success. Is not the position where you are standing, but which direction you are going.

This is a court of law, not a court of justice.

My right to swing my fist ends where your nose begins.

I like to pay taxes. With them, I buy civilization.

Three generations of imbeciles are enough.

The life of the law has not been logic; it has been experience.

Certitude is not the test of certainty.

People talk fundamentals and superlatives and then make some changes of detail.

Fame is the scentless sunflower, with gaudy crown of gold; But friendship is the rose, with sweets in every fold.

In reality there are no separate events. Life moves along like water, it's all connected to the source of the river is connected to the mouth and the ocean.

Head up, heart open. To better days!

Religion was all about getting dumbasses to line up and sign up, making people pay today for heaven tomorrow.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

I've had small parts in big pictures and big parts in small pictures.

Every heart has its own melody," he said. "You know mine. - James Carstairs

The sitting around on the set is awful. But I always figure that’s what they pay me for. The acting I do for free.

If you are lucky, you have your moment. But it is never more than a moment. You have to enjoy it while it lasts.

I love being able to have a team.

Words belong to each other.