[On Lisa Kudrow:] She's like the best kind of jazz there is. You don't know what note she's going to hit and it's always a surprise.

I have a very good life, so I have nothing to complain about. Sometimes, I just have existential angst.

The best thing about modern living is anaesthesia.

I don't think we realise just how fast we go until you stop for a minute and realise just how loud and how hectic your life is, and how easily distracted you can get.

It was not a healthy marriage for long time. It was never about another man, it was about what my and Dennis's relationship could not sustain.

People are always telling me that change is good. But all that means is that something you didn't want to happen has happened.

I am convinced, completely convinced, that there was nothing random about [the adoption], she is the daughter I should have.

It would be really great if people would realize that stars are only people with the same weaknesses and flaws, not immaculate idols.

I heard that chivalry was dead, but I think it's just got a bad flue.

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself!.

Being a working mother means that you are always disappointing somebody.

I now understand why the people chased Frankenstein up the mountain with torches. It was not because he was ugly but because they were. :)

Who cries for the children, I do!

Over my life as a teacher, women have been too quiet. I'm quiet myself. I don't think I said three words the whole of graduate school.

Software will get to be somewhat more mature, ah, but it will never be as predictable as most areas of engineering.

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do operation on someone else, not you.

I don't ever want to humiliate a human being, and I don't want the fear of being humiliated to participate in my thoughts.

Pure friendship is something which men of an inferior intellect can never taste.

It's about empowering girls, You're gonna have bad boyfriends and best friends-turned-enemies. You need to be yourself, you need to work hard, and you'll get there.

Shigure Sohma: [got Tohru a maid costume for White Day] I can't wait to for her to call me master while wearing this. Hatsuharu Sohma: Just don't get arrested, okay?

There is no sorrow except in captivity.