Often men believe women are the same, and once they figure what works for one woman they apply that same method to all the other women they are intimate with, and that's one of the major problems.

After all, memory may be the only thing on earth we can truly manipulate to serve us, so we don't have to look back at ourselves in the receding past and think, What an arsehole!

There are those to whom one must advise madness.

I never met a chocolate I could not eat.

It never does much good to find out why you can't; put your effort into what you can do.

The mouth may lie, alright, but the face it makes nonetheless tells the truth.

If you like your brother and he's prospering, you'll be pleased for him.

I've had male executives say that my lead character was unlikable because she slept with a lot of guys.

My job is to bring to life the character, not to put the words on the paper.

Only one way to win when you're being chased by someone bigger and tougher than you. Turn straight around, punch their teeth out, and hope the gods are fond of you.