November 8th, we'd better be careful, because that election is going to be rigged. People are going to walk in and they're going to vote 10 times, maybe, who knows?

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Let us measure time not by moments but by memories.

The moment we begin to believe we have got something about God figured out with certainty is the moment we can be sure we are no longer speaking about God.

Sometimes the imagination could be even crueler than the bone saw.

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. H. L. MENCKEN

I don't think I could think of a single thing that's more isolating than being famous.

In any language it is a struggle to make a sentence say exactly what you mean.

Food - there's no greater gift.

When I was four years old I watched the movie every day. I was totally obsessed.

When all candles be out, all cats be grey.

'What's a couple?' I asked my mum. She said, 'Two or three'. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed