Nobody knows the political system better than me, which is why I alone can fix it.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

If the world was made for us, then it BELONGS to us and we can do what we damn well please with it.

You got to insist on your success, resist every obstacle and persist in times of difficulty and you will get there.

Prayer purifies the soul.

Don’t underestimate the dreams everyone has

The year I turned 16, I spent the weeks before Christmas dropping hints to my parents about how much I wanted - no, needed - my own transportation.

Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.

I was learning that among friends, a smile can be better than a belly laugh.

You shouldn't have done that.

...She Let Him Just Sit There and Be Happy.

We employ the mind to rule, the body to serve.