No two things are equal. No two people are equal. Nobody can guarantee equal outcomes unless everybody's poor.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Stephen Hawking said that his quest is simply "trying to understand the mind of God".

Forever is a measure of time used by people who share an ordinary love. Our extraordinary love is immeasurable...for us, forever just won’t do.

Life happens with or without our permission.

Recovery feels like shit. It didn't feel like I was doing something good

It's been an incredible odyssey to make the journey from a vibrantly healthy person to someone with a chronic illness.

I was paying attention to where Steven Soderbergh had the camera and his shots. I was blown away.

She tasted of fairytales

The artist is the person who invents the means to bridge between biological inheritance and the environments created by technological innovation.

Death pays all debts.

I want to thank Gus Van Sant for selling out so that I could use his editor Curtis Clayton, who did a great job.