No revenge is more honorable than the one not taken.

Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

I don't want the cheese. I just want to get out of the trap.

With bread and wine you can walk your road.

From a fallen tree all make kindling.

You can't have more bugs than a blanketful.

Don't offer me advice give me money.

Drink nothing without seeing it sign nothing without reading it.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

He who fears death cannot enjoy life.

Be prepared to have the breath knocked out of you.

Being a good actor isn't easy. Being a man is even harder. I want to be both before I'm done.

I'm a huge science fiction fan, and I'm a huge fan of J. Michael Straczynski.

Soccer is popular because stupidity is popular.

I have a song about how much I hate emojis and the lazy thinking of people who use them. I wish that more people had respect for the English language.

If you woke up that’s a reason to celebrate.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

Wisdom can’t prevent the storm.

It is a right to have a firearm to protect yourself. But it is not your right to be irresponsible. At the end of the day, it is not the gun that kills you, it is the irresponsible person that does.

As birds' wings beat the solid air without which none could fly so words freed by the imagination affirm reality by their flight.