Never let a boy know you’re crazy about him. He’ll lose interest, and then you’ll be a loser.

If you love someone, why would you want that person to change?

I really hope he shapes up, you know? He’s got a good head on his shoulders when he’s not trying to give himself alcohol poisoning.

Shiiiit. Cade weighs a lot. Way more than I thought!” I moaned/sang.

You can win arguments only when you ask questions. Now I know why wives win all the arguments

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

Budget for 2015 provides for 11.7% expenditures growth

A man is a man, until that man finds a plan, a plan that makes that man, a new man

As Ethiopia goes, so goes the whole Horn of Africa - a region where instability can have major security and humanitarian implications for the United States and Europe.

In Germany I am not so famous.

Life is full of many minor annoyances, and few matters of real consequence.

A garment that is double dyed, dipped again and again, will retain the color a great while; so a truth which is the subject of meditation.

I didn’t write the rules. Why would I follow them?