My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.

That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday

The sight of you is good for sore eyes.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

The truth to succeeding at leadership is recognizing that it’s a never-ending journey of discovery and learning.

God leaves to our conscience the choice of the road we decide to follow, and the liberty of yielding to one or another of the opposing influences that act upon us.

If the constellations had been named in the twentieth century, I suppose we would see bicycles and refrigerators in the sky.

Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queen's. They're all frumpy aren't they? Because it's a bad idea when cousin's marry.

Remembrances last longer than present realities.

Christ Not Begotten of Holy Ghost... Christ was begotten of God. He was not born without the aid of Man, and that Man was God!

I am a gangsta, Ms. Katie. I don't take nothing from no one. I do what I wanna do.

God, his chin. She wanted to make an honest woman of his chin. She wanted to lock it down.

Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative.

There are no rules in the entertainment business.