My capacity for having a good time exists. It surfaces, however, on odd occasions.

My dislike has no consequences. It accrues only in my mind—like preserves on a shelf or guns zeroing in, and never firing.

Self-pity” is just sadness, I think, in the pejorative.

The style of flirtation specific to classrooms was of service to the students all their lives.

People who are less happy, I find, are always consoling those who are more.

He was a regulator first-class, which was another term for metalworker unskilled.

To Him who has sense, a sign is enoughFor the heedless, however, a thousand expositions are not enough.

Generally, the craft of programming is the factoring of a set of requirements into a a set of functions and data structures.

I could honor Carmen Electra. I think she's beautiful.

All intelligent problem solvers are subject to the same ultimate constraints - limitations on space, time, and materials.

Memory is, first, a captivating mystery.

I think I look good. I think I look real good.

Obama is a statist. He's an authoritarian. He doesn't want to govern; he wants to rule.

You have to like the characters you play.

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about