Most people settle because they don't like themselves enough.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

You musn't neglect your education in favor of your studies.

Never categorize yourself, society does that to you, don't do it to yourself.

There are absolutely no problems that had anything to do with Jeff's departure.

I'd prefer to be good, but I'm not always. I struggle.

One fantasy is that I just do a Don Roos movie every year if that's possible. If he'd have me

It's OK to be wrong; it's unforgivable to stay wrong.

Science is the only true guide in life.

Life's tough," Mia said with a shrug. "You play the cards you're dealt or you fold.

The only limitations that I can have are the ones that I set on myself.