Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

Never complain. Never explain.

I have no romantic feelings about age. Either you are interesting at any age or you are not. There is nothing particularly interesting about being old - or being young, for that matter.

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.

I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made enough money to support myself, and ain't afraid of being alone

You politicians remain professional because the voters remain amateur.

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

There is only one good definition of God: the freedom that allows other freedoms to exist.

If I were to begin life again, I would devote it to music. It is the only cheap and unpunished rapture upon earth.

In this infinite space is placed our universe (whether by chance, by necessity, or by providence I do not now consider).

Government originated in the attempt to find a form of association that defends and protects the person and property of each with the common force of all.

Some truce," Daniel said, "Eighteen days of others trying to kill her.

Statistically, it would be insanity to go into the theatre for money. According to the statistics, you should just stay home. The odds are just incredible.

The most important story we'll ever write in life is our own-not with ink, but with our daily choices.

Government is not the solution, but rather the cause of our problems.

Think about what artists, novelists and poets have in common: the ability to engage in metaphorical thinking, linking seemingly unrelated ideas, such as, 'It is the east, and Juliet is the Sun.'

The one who is truly blessed is the one who wants to make everyone's dreams come true.