Marriage, in my view, should be a balanced stalemate between equal adversaries.

The cat required far less attendance than a human child, which is one of the reasons why spinster ladies prefer felines to babies.

Greatness means setting out to make some difference somewhere to someone in someplace.

Living on earth and expecting to be surrounded by angels?Sure recipe for a heartache!

I think you're just always trying to find really great, interesting female roles. That's the thing for me. You do have to think about what you're signing up for.

The difference between me and you is... that I don't mind what happens.

I am absolutely delighted to get back into football with Livingston.

One, and two, and three, four, five. Keep fighting like this and you will die," Janco sang.

If there is one thing of which I am most proud, it's that I made being ginger cool!

I tell people don't kill all the liberals. Leave enough so we can have two on every campus - living fossils - so we will never forget what these people stood for.

Whom shall I call on? Who will share with me The wretched happiness of staying alive?

If you want something then you lose everything. If you don’t want anything then you already have everything.